Dear Popcorn

Day 107

Dear Popcorn,

This is a hard letter to write. But, I think we should take a break. I know this is going to be hard for you. But, you'll have butter and Pringles to keep you company. I stopped seeing them a while ago. They took it hard at first and their stock prices plummeted from my decision to move on. But, eventually they rallied and found someone else.

I love you popcorn. We've been going to the movies together every week for years. But, you're just no good for me. You give me heart burn in the worst way. I've tried eating you without butter, the light microwave version and even the air popped variety. None of you seem to like my new lifestyle. So, I have to make a tough choice. You have to go. We're going to have to have limited contact from this point forward. You can be like my crazy aunt that I only see on holidays and special occasions.

Don't worry. I'm sure you'll have more company soon. It seems like every free day I find another food that my body can no longer handle. There are plenty of other people out there who love to partake of your junky goodness. I'm sure you'll get over me soon enough.

I'm sorry it had to end like this.

Cheers!
Margaret